tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531601964128518668.post8236849247333595665..comments2023-10-03T00:09:27.749+09:00Comments on The Adventures of a Foreign Salaryman in Tokyo: Commuter Terrorists - The Dive Bomber Mr. Salarymanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02874380653396343115noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531601964128518668.post-78476470343274408442012-11-04T12:55:21.679+09:002012-11-04T12:55:21.679+09:00I had a dream that started out as a nightmare wher...I had a dream that started out as a nightmare where I was about to be jammed into a commuter train, but then I emptied my mind and became formless, frictionless... almost like Teflon.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09661426960326013304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531601964128518668.post-64055724174662279962012-10-23T04:12:27.658+09:002012-10-23T04:12:27.658+09:00I sat on a guys hand once. He had plenty of time t...I sat on a guys hand once. He had plenty of time to move it out of the way. I guess you'll cover the "Perverted partisan" commuter some day...Martinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531601964128518668.post-50171255208216419112012-10-21T08:20:46.540+09:002012-10-21T08:20:46.540+09:00This is me, quite often. But when there are five p...This is me, quite often. But when there are five people on a bench seat clearly designed for six it's totally justified. No matey, shift your arse over. Don't just pretend that you don't notice the extra six inches seat space either side of you.kamohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10785763841038321633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531601964128518668.post-9668905924501812682012-10-20T23:58:54.666+09:002012-10-20T23:58:54.666+09:00He's a safety hazard. I'd have to decide i...He's a safety hazard. I'd have to decide if I should head straight to the emergency exit before he jams it up or put him in a choke hold and put him to sleep and be a hero...in case of an emergency event :)Chrishttp://badboyinjapan.blogspot.jp/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531601964128518668.post-38689993939668459532012-10-19T22:05:46.333+09:002012-10-19T22:05:46.333+09:00I'm a dive bomber! I use my girth for the grea...I'm a dive bomber! I use my girth for the greater good (my own).<br /><br />Are you going to cover the pointy elbow Japanese girl in this series? I swear some of those tiny girls can manage to take up more seat room than a fat man!Kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08699328937978331608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531601964128518668.post-46809584433125862082012-10-19T01:13:33.362+09:002012-10-19T01:13:33.362+09:00If you think thats bad, I rode the bus last year a...If you think thats bad, I rode the bus last year and sat a good 5 seats away from a homeless man, who was just riding the bus for something to do. He smelled way past where I was sitting. I saw the look on the faces of the people who had to sit next to him because there wasn't anywhere else. Priceless!hardkoretomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06637315810666645815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531601964128518668.post-76453067030435991722012-10-18T07:23:22.391+09:002012-10-18T07:23:22.391+09:00I shudder to think what kind of butt cheesy stench...I shudder to think what kind of butt cheesy stench emanates from a man that large in a subway train or street car. NASTY! Especially if it has been a warm day. I would die if I got dive bombed, quite literally.thegypsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01019720222734603445noreply@blogger.com