Been there, done that

Now, yours truly has seen the sights here in the city of frogs and in order to make your stay in Paris as pleasant as possible I thought I could give you all a brief review of some of the main attractions here in Paris.

I will rate the attractions on a scale from 1-5 Salarymen where "1" Salaryman is the worst and indicates that you'd be better off not seeing this particular attraction while a "5" would be the best.

The Arc of Triumph

The Good: It's a relatively big building

The Bad: "Triumph" and "French" doesn't do it for me, the view was in theory good, but unfortunately the only thing I could see was Paris...

Rating: 1.5 Salarymen

The Louvre

The Good: It's got some art and stuff

The Bad: It's too big and it was featured in the God-Jesus awful book and movie "The Da Vinci Code"

Rating: 1.5 Salarymen

Notre Dame

The Good: It's a big building

The Bad: It's a sacred place of worship and a pretty boring one at that

Rating: 1 Salaryman

Monte Martre

The Good: It's close to a relatively mild red-light area with pretty funny looking pubs

The Bad: It's up on a hill and got plenty of crappy artists

Rating: 2 Salarymen

The Eiffel Tower
The Good: (Nothing)
The Bad: Just a cheap rip-off of the Tokyo Tower and shorter to boot.
Rating: 0.5 Salaryman

All in all, I highly recommend visiting Paris if you are staying in a decent hotel and stay in the hotel room most of the day.