Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Sound advice

A friend (male) of mine recently assisted in translation during an interview with a (female) Japanese pornstar. During the interview he got some really good advice from her that I would like to take this opportunity to share with you all:

  • If you get jizz in your eyes, you should wash it out with milk since it removes the sting you would otherwise feel


  • If you happen to be in a situation where you will be required to ingest large amounts of jizz, it is advisable to drink some soda water beforehand since it will lessen the sickness you might otherwise feel

Good advice and you just never know when it might come in handy!


7 comments:

Milla said...

You just can't make this stuff up!!! Fabulous :)

ThePenguin said...

I'm sure this information might come in handy for someone some day.

john turningpin said...

Ha! Awesome.

I'm curious about the rest of the interview...

Taarne said...

Thank you :') God bless internet and salarymen!

Mr. Salaryman said...

As an added tidbit I can add here in the comments section that the american interviewer (male) got a bit uncomfortable when he heard this and nervously tried to laugh it away with a "Well, I won't be needing this advice" to which the pornstar replied back with a smile "well, you never know!"

Pornstar 1 Interviewer 0

stepherie said...

haha this is great stuff! always good to know ;)

PudgyM said...

Well - If milk is supposed to minimize the heat in your mouth when eating fiery Indian or Mexican food; then it would be pragmatic that it will reduce the sting in another body orifice.
I'll remember this, just in case I get to shoot a scene.
Although I actually loathe facials. 3=)>

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