Sunday, June 3, 2012

There was a time...

Fantastic movie, bonus points if you figure it out
...when a wet spot in the double bed used to indicate that some mutually beneficial socializing between me and Mrs. Sunshine had taken place. These days a wet spot in the double bed usually means that Toddler Sunshine's pee leaked from her diapers and that clothes and sheets has to be change in the middle of the night...

...when white stains on the sheet used to indicate that some
 mutually beneficial socializing between me and Mrs. Sunshine had taken place. These days the white stains usually marks the places where Toddler Sunshine has drooled in her sleep (wait, that goes for my drool too so maybe not that different after all...).

Well, we take some comfort in the fact that in about 25 years or so we get the house back to ourselves and a little more time to socialize (
except if Toddler Sunshine becomes Parasite Single Sunshine and just never... ever... leave).

6 comments:

kathrynoh said...

You have work on stopping the parasite NOW. No point waiting until they grow up then mentioning the leaving home thing. I taught my son useful life skills like how to make a book case out of old planks and phone books when he was about 2 yo and moved on from there. Actually not so useful now with the phone books!

TheOctopus said...

I trust Toddler Sunshine will not be sharing your bed for all of those 25 years?

Will said...

You actually let your child sleep in the house?

shadowzach00 said...

or she grows up to be a otaku spends all of yen on anime and hangs out at Akihabara

Rydangel said...

you mean children are actually expected to move out within 25 years???!! and give up free or low rent, utilities, food? that's crazy talk!

Mr. Salaryman said...

Kathryn - Indeed! My hope is to get her to be a pro golfer and rake in the big bucks before she reach legal age so we can take all of it!

Octopus - I hope to kick her out of the bed soon...

Will - I know, some people would say we pamper her but it just means more to clean when we put her outside

Shadow - In that case I will disown her!

Rydangel - I know, maybe we'll just keep her in the house and have her take care of us when we get older instead, have her pay back some of those diaper changes!

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