Monday, July 25, 2011

Anuses, testicles - My Favorite Medical Devices

Bonus point if you recognize the Doctor! Hint: His family
also gave the name to a high quality tractor brand!
Working in the healthcare industry, sometimes you come across some interesting and slightly different products that people are actually passionate about while I have to keep myself from giggling, childish as I am.

Here are my favorites:
  • Artificial Anuses - Ok, when you read up on it, it really isn't as amusing as it sounds, but still can't help giggling when I hear the name...
  • Testicle Implants - A smaller offspring off the artificial beauty business, you lost a testicle to cancer and don't feel the same with an empty sack? Well, why not get yourself a silicone testicle implant? Last time I checked, they were available in three sizes
  • 3 Liter sized boob implants - Legendary boob implants that a European company apparently custom made for a pornstar who wanted to go bigger and better than the competition. I'm still waiting for those 3 liter testicle implants...
  • Enema Syringes - Ok, these are more normal, but still remember strongly when I was in a meeting with a guy from a propspective partner company and how passionate he was about their newest enema syringe and how "smooth" it went in... We never did any business in the end, but I'm sure it was a great product!
I'm sure there's plenty more freaky stuff that I have yet to encounter, but if I Salaryman on I guess I'll run into them sooner or later!

8 comments:

RMilner said...

You never did any business in the end with the super smooth enema syringe.

Fnarr, fnarr.

Anonymous said...

You can also buy "Neuticals" for your male dog if he just doesn't look complete after the big operation!

mid-Japan-crisis said...

Fleet.
(I have no way of proving that I knew that without doing a search. You'll just have to trust this fellow blogger).

Mr. Salaryman said...

RMilner - Ok, I can't blame anyone for giggling and making follow up jokes to this, I'm giggling too...

Anon - I will keep that in mind if I 1) ever get a dog 2) neuter him and finally 3) miss the sight of his testicles!

MJC - Huh? I have no idea what this "fleet" is supposed to mean?

mid-Japan-crisis said...

Isn't it the name of the doctor in the picture?
Fleet Enema and/or the Fleet tractor mechanics.
I guess no bonus points.

old hippie said...

This has to be one of the strangest blog postings I've ever read. Ya never know what ya might learn. Is your scrotum missing something? Is your dog missing a scrotum?
Do I wish my wife had tits bigger than my head?
We ALL need a super smooth enema on occasion.
Anyhow my wife likes to remind me that I am full of, uh, myself, so a super smoothy might be just the ticket to happiness and contentment!

aimlesswanderer said...

You should have asked that guy if he had "personally tested" the product.

Having something to with clinical coding for over a year, I tell you there are some strange diseases and somewhat disturbing procedures out there...

Martin said...

Maby if he had given a demonstration you would have done some business?

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