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Earlier in the day Mrs. Sunshine tried to solicit a kiss on the cheek from little toddler Sunshine. First toddler Sunshine stared at her for a while with a skeptical frown, looking like she was considering something, and then with a surprising speed and power she promptly gave Mrs. Sunshine a quite impressive bitch slap. While Mrs. Sunshine was recoiling in surprise, toddler Sunshine followed up with sticking her index finger up Mrs. Sunshine's nose giggling loudly. Then a few seconds later she gave Mrs. Sunshine a kiss on the cheek.
It's times like these that I find really touching, her sense of humor seem to be just like mine although still a little rough around the edges. She's my little girl indeed!
It's times like these that I find really touching, her sense of humor seem to be just like mine although still a little rough around the edges. She's my little girl indeed!
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So can we expect her blog anytime now? Anytime...?
Hmm, one wonders what she'd do if a stranger asked her something. A slap followed by a punch and a grope?
The next time I slap a bitch to the floor I'll quickly get down on the ground (where she'll be after tasting the back of my Man hand) and I'll give her a gentle peck on the cheek...and maybe the finger in the nose thing and if that don't work I'll direct her to this post and remind her of the pureness of youth...then threaten to bitch slap her harder.
My hand feels itchy...
**Looks for a hoe to smack down** ;)
"Grab-squeeze-twist-and-pull"... that's the drill. And we tell her, "Girl...if someone's really trying to mess with you, just see how they are after you have bitten the tip of their nose off..." At least, that's what we plan on teaching our little ones, should they actually need the leverage.
Eva - Well, if she would blog like she speaks it would mostly be gibberish, adorable gibberish though!
Aimless - Good question, considering her antisocial personality she would be more likely to run and hide than pull a gun though...
Chris - Yeah and then be all surprised when you reveal that "hey, it was all a joke in good fun!" and they still don't forgive you ;)
Will - I should put her in one of those "strike hard, strike first, strike to kill" Karate schools that I've seen
Ahh not a prouder moment for a parent exists.
I had one yesterday when Ash poked a very life-like crocodile through a window and made a random lady literally jump out of her seat and scream.
We should cherish these times, soon they'll be surly teenagers!
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