Friday, March 30, 2012

Introducing: Baby Salaryman

Love me and I will be benevolent
Well, if you're wondering why posting has been sporadic at best, I can finally reveal one of the big reasons for my mind being elsewhere... Presenting Baby Salaryman, born to bring balance to the force that is the Salaryman family!


I intend to mold his personality into that of the God from the old testament, all powerful but petty and quick to anger. The only will he will bend to is that of my own, he will be the Salaryman to end all Salarymen and will bring about the renewal of Japan. I will not pressure him though. 

20 comments:

Chris said...

Put every hope and wish and goal you never achieved......and heap it on his shoulders....it's a second chance for you!!

If he snaps just have another one and try again!!! This is all about you!!!

I WANT ONE TOO!!!!

I HAD DREAMS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

congratulates on the young one

kathrynoh said...

Congratulations!

kamo said...

Ah, the force is strong in this one. I feel it. He will do great and terrible things...

Congratulations, man. Hope mother and child are both doing well.

Persianxrose said...

CUTE!!!! Congrats! <3

Anonymous said...

Wow, congrats!

222 said...

Congrats if you can teach him to escape the system. Otherwise the future's pretty bleak out there for newborns these days. You gotta stay one step ahead. Do it! Good luck!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations!

Martin said...

Why dont you just post some of your older posts. Change a few names and noone will ever notice ;-)

Kongratulerar by the way!

aimlesswanderer said...

A great effort, I hope the birth wasn't to tiring for you... err the wife.

Now baby Sunshine will have competition/opportunity for collaboration. You trying yo halt the rapid ageing of the population?

Life will certainly get more interesting and busy, and you may have to neglect us a little.

Anonymous said...

Now you can mold both a queen and king which will rule on your behalf, subject to your whims. Congrats.

Coop said...

Congrats to you and your wife. My he torment his older sister for many years to come.

Lisa said...

Adorable. You are blessed.

Jay Dee said...

Congrats! Hope you'll enjoy the first months like I am. You'll probably have some sleepless nights from time to time. Have fun! :)

Evacomics said...

OMEDETOU! Now you have the complete set!

Corinne said...

Congrats! Oh God, PLEASE take him to the nearest cheesy photo studio and dress him in a bad suit and put him in a slumped, desperate position. Baby sunshine could wear an OL uniform and be holding a cup of tea next to him, perfect Salaryman family portrait!

Mr. Salaryman said...

Thank you very much to all of you for the well wishes! Very much appreciated, now I just have to unload all my hopes and dreams on him until it breaks him, just like Chris suggested!

Perogyo said...

Welcome wee salaryman!

At least when he pukes all over the station steps people will still think he's cute.

Princess Dieter said...

Congrats. He's BEEEEYOOOTIFUL. Definitely more baby pics are in order.

So, he's gonna be King Salaryman? ; )

Rydangel said...

congratulations! he's a cutie.

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