You see, Mr. Salaryman has recently become Uncle Salaryman to a very tiny little girl. The baby girl was just one week old when I visited her and her main activities consisted of sleeping, screaming a little to signal hunger and eat. That was basically it.
I must admit that I feel a slight dissapointment in that it was a girl since I had grand plans for buying presents and stuff if it had been a boy. My overall plan remains though, and it is to buy presents that generates significant amounts of noise such as drums and toy guns with sound effects built in.
Other parts of the visits are kinda blurry but I think it involved meeting an old friend and ending up in an empty bar drinking beer until they threw us out. However, now I'm back in Paris and working on the boobs again!
Things I really hate about France and the French 4:
Hotel staff that acts as if you are offending them, their mothers and other parts of their extended family when you are trying to get the answer to a simple question.
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/Mia
you should give her loads of cute baby clothes with engrish!!!
I think a new God Jesus toy would be appropriate. Ask -"Will she have a bizarre sex change as an adult?".
I've already asked God-Jesus that about you and I'm afraid to give you the news... Bizarre feels too light to describe that...
Oh... Don´t i really not want to know the answer? And will you give me lots of gifts after the "change" whatever it will be?
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