The latest one is my favorite, it went something like this:
"Please don’t pour any other liquids than water into the plants in the office. It makes them wither and die. Thank you."
In case anyone is wondering, I'm a 30-something foreign guy slaving away as a mid-management salaryman in the corporate world of Japan. This blog will relate wonderous tales of my adventures in work and general life in Tokyo as I try to balance work and family.