Monday, November 1, 2010

I had a dream...

Last night I had an interesting dream...

I dreamt that I had ended up at a concert with the Japanese boy-band Arashi (see the picture) and was walking around in the audience. I had no idea what I was doing there since I'm hardly a fan of their music, but I was walking around, mingling with the audience and enjoying myself before the show had started...

...somehow my wandering took me backstage and I opened a door and found myself face to face with the whole group as I accidentally had walked into their dressing room. To my surprise all of them were in the nude as they were about to change into their (fancy) scene costumes and to my great surprise none of them had any genitalia, instead of genitalia they just had a small hole to pee from. They seemed happy to see me and we did some cold talk about the weather and other things until I breached the question and asked why they were lacking their genitalia. The dressing room erupted in disgusted "ewww! It's so disgusting", "oh, I hated those filthy things" and they explained to me that they had their organs it surgically removed because it was so disgusting and how much more comfortable they were with the small pee-holes that they had replaced it with. After that I waved goodbye and wandered out on my merry way, thinking "they seemed like nice guys, a bit odd with the genitalia but not surprising really".

...then I woke up and had to go pee and felt quite thankful that I still had it all where it was supposed to be. I guess this is what happens when you have tacos just before going to bed?

9 comments:

Martin said...

Your really loosing it.

Martin said...

In an amusing way.

Seahorse-ily said...

That is one disturbing, yet sensical, dream. I'm pretty sure Johnny's breed boy bands in non-threatening, asexual clone tanks.

aimlesswanderer said...

They've probably been chemically or surgically castrated.

But the first thing that came to mind when I saw the photo was that you had dreamed about the ultimate bunch of girly men.

Skuld said...

I can attest that it's not the tacos. My family always drilled into my mind (and into the mind of my cousins too, apparently, as I saw from a reaction of one of them when I blogged about it) that eating sweets (or anything at all for that matter) before going to bed will cause nightmares.

Long story short, I took it upon me to eat a chocolate bar in bed right before falling asleep, and - behold - I had no nightmares at all.

There must be something else really, really wrong with you ;)

ThePenguin said...

Clearly all those hormones in the environment are taking effect and causing Salaryman's 草食男子 genes to be activated.

Mr. Salaryman said...

Martin - Well, during the dream, it felt perfectly reasonable...

Seahorse - Yep, my image of those bands have always been that they're kind asexual in a creepy way, so I wouldn't be too surprised if it turned out I was right

Aimless - Well, it was a dream about a bunch of girly men after all?

Skuld - That is actually a bit interesting, I usually have quite exotic dreams if I eat something before sleeping, not sure if the type of food factors in or not

Penguin - Could be some toxins in those Chinese manufactured gyoza I'm eating lately

Gaijin Wife said...

excellent - but somewhat disturbing. Although not a fan entirely of their music I am being 'dragged' to their Fukuoka concert in January. I will try not to this perturb me from having a fabulous time :)

Anonymous said...

T_T

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