As I am putting my affairs in order preparing for my imminent departure from the current company I returned some stuff into the company storage room (where the sales promotion goods is kept) and found it to be very neatly organized and not the usual mess.Strap-On Girl is in charge of this and as I passed her desk on my way back I threw out a "hey, the storage room looks really neat now, that's great!" she lit up a bit and replied "yes, I spent a whole day organizing everything in there (pause for a few seconds and expression changes from a smile to half-sad) ... ... that's when you made that mean and hurtful comment about my body odor... I had been working in there and it was really really hot, so that's why I had gotten so sweaty".
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Denial or blame booze for any act of indiscretion. XD
Just tell her she looks pretty or something...(while clearly admiring your own hands or whatever your holding)
Everything should be fine then :)
You are a bad person!
I´m not surprised at all. You have been perfecting your rudeness scince kindergarten. Keep up the good work!
You all should admire this witty artist and his extensive legacy of hutful comments.
If you really commented on her body odor, you're a twat. If this is an attempt at humor, you've failed.
Maybe you can end with... "OH! No wonder, today you smell great!"
Told you...denial is the way, just like admitting bad smell emanating from you...
She certainly got you back. Good thing your leaving and you both can put this akward moment behind you. A box of chocolates wouldn't hurt.
Chocolate makes you fat and not smell better. And it won´t work well with his complete denial tactic either.
Denial is great. Always works in politics - well mostly.
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