Saturday, June 25, 2011

Mean and hurtful comments about body odor

As I am putting my affairs in order preparing for my imminent departure from the current company I returned some stuff into the company storage room (where the sales promotion goods is kept) and found it to be very neatly organized and not the usual mess.

Strap-On Girl is in charge of this and as I passed her desk on my way back I threw out a "hey, the storage room looks really neat now, that's great!" she lit up a bit and replied "yes, I spent a whole day organizing everything in there (pause for a few seconds and expression changes from a smile to half-sad) ... ... that's when you made that mean and hurtful comment about my body odor... I had been working in there and it was really really hot, so that's why I had gotten so sweaty".

I reply back immediately as I start to walk away "no, you must have me mixed up with someone else, I would obviously never ever say such a thing to a lady". To maintain my friendly relationship with her, I think that complete denial might be the best strategy!

10 comments:

lina said...

Denial or blame booze for any act of indiscretion. XD

Chris said...

Just tell her she looks pretty or something...(while clearly admiring your own hands or whatever your holding)

Everything should be fine then :)

kathrynoh said...

You are a bad person!

Martin said...

I´m not surprised at all. You have been perfecting your rudeness scince kindergarten. Keep up the good work!

You all should admire this witty artist and his extensive legacy of hutful comments.

Jeffrey said...

If you really commented on her body odor, you're a twat. If this is an attempt at humor, you've failed.

Eva said...

Maybe you can end with... "OH! No wonder, today you smell great!"

Fernando said...

Told you...denial is the way, just like admitting bad smell emanating from you...

Rydangel said...

She certainly got you back. Good thing your leaving and you both can put this akward moment behind you. A box of chocolates wouldn't hurt.

martin said...

Chocolate makes you fat and not smell better. And it won´t work well with his complete denial tactic either.

Me said...

Denial is great. Always works in politics - well mostly.

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