I need God-Jesus in my life!

I know it and I feel it. I have gone on like this now long enough and I need God-Jesus in my life. I have know it for quite some time but not really taken the step towards it, but now I'm ready, I want God-Jesus! The fortune telling robot version of it manufactured by toy company Bandai in the 1980's in Japan.

I first saw a picture of it a number of years ago on the wonderful site Engrish and knew that I wanted to have one of those. Thinking that it would be impossible to find one of those, I've never really looked for God-Jesus and kinda put it out of my mind. However, by chance I came to think of it today again and did a search in Japanese. What do I find? I find a Yahoo auction expired just the day before today listing God-Jesus. My heart sank... Was I this close? I would be willing to put up a considerable amount of money for the chance of owning my own God-Jesus even though I'm in no way an avid toy collector. Just as I was about to wallow in the misery of this lost chance, The Hag, whom I showed this noticed that the auction had expired, without any bids...

I have messaged the seller and hope that he either replies and sells it directly to me, or that he puts it up for another auction so I can bid for my chance of owning one of these!

So, why do I want a God-Jesus so badly? Well, it's a fortune telling robot called God-Jesus and that should be enough for anybody. Also, it appeals a lot to me since I have no love lost for any organized or disorganized religion in general and Christianity in particular, so the sacriligeousness of this particular toy is just wonderful. Also, it has fortune telling abilities which should come in useful every now and then, after all, who would I be to argue with what God-Jesus predicts? There's no logical or proven reason why this should be less accurate than Tarot, palm reading or any other more mainstream fortune telling technique.

So please keep your fingers crossed for me on this one! If I get one you can expect more details on what really drives God-Jesus, I know you want to know!