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In case anyone is wondering, I'm a 30-something foreign guy slaving away as a mid-management salaryman in the corporate world of Japan. This blog will relate wonderous tales of my adventures in work and general life in Tokyo as I try to balance work and family.
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It seems Google can tell you a lot about how is surfing the web.
Example:
"how much" -> "how much should I weight"
"how many" -> "how many calories to lose weight"
...from this I confidently drew the conclusion that most surfers are fat birds.
However my theory fell apart on the next test:
"why is" -> "why is my poop green"
Well? Why is it green? Maybe because the web surfers are fat?
hmmm... wisely left an arrow off of "ugly". Guess it would conflict too much with "cute". But you tell me, is it cute when your baby cries so much that she sweats, drools, turns red, and leaks snot all over the place? Even then?!
Yep, but she's still cute, but that falls into the "annoying" category!
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