Friday, September 19, 2008
Test your might
Tomorrow will be a big day for me, one which I have been practicing hard for the latest days. Some of my old consulting peons, notably The Boy, Luke, C**nt Girl and Captain Britain will visit me in my lair for a deadly contest of video games to settle who gets to call him/herself "Master of the Universe" at the end of the day.
Some of the games that will test our individual might will be Mario Kart, Smash Bros and a host of other challenging and dangerous events. In the middle of the raging typhoon, this event will take place.
If you picture something like the paralympics and take away the honor, sportsmanship and overall dignity of that event you will come close to this contest of champions.