Mr. Salaryman: Hey, how's it going with the pregnancy, are you a daddy yet?
Young Rep: (smiling nervously and fiddling) No, but the due date is today...
Mr. Salaryman: (patronizing smile) Oh, so you could get the call any minute now
Young Rep: (nervously looking at his watch) Yeah... it could be soon...
Mr. Salaryman: (even more patronizing) Haha, yeah, you must be nervous and excited, I know exactly how it feels
Young Rep: (looks like he's expecting some advice) You do?
Mr. Salaryman: (starting to walk away) Yeah, I'm supposed to get the iPad2 I ordered really really soon, could even be today but could be a little later so I'm feeling exactly like you
Young Rep: (manages to look both annoyed and nervous the same time, mumbling) I'm going to be a father you know...
Mr. Salaryman: (walking away, humming a merry tune to myself)
But I never got the call today, so I guess the delivery date for my iPad2 won't be until tomorrow... The rep I have no clue about since I have to focus on the pad!
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